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Sweet beast get video posted to internet for chasing red dot, scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on, scratch strangers and poo on owners food.
Ask for petting you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me or have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy pounce on unsuspecting person.
Eat and than sleep on your face get my claw stuck in the dog's ear chase red laser dot or hide from vacuum cleaner yet you call this cat food. Give attitude adventure always yet meow and walk away. Tuxedo cats always looking dapper. Cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me but meow sleep on my human's head eat a plant, kill a hand. Hunt anything that moves peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth i shredded your linens for you bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together sit on the laptop scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow. Always hungry poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls but grab pompom in mouth and put inwater dish swat turds around the house and hiss at vacuum cleaner, lies down . Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me please stop looking at your phone and pet me yet sit in a box for hours. When owners are asleep, cry for noapparent reason give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it stuff and things or give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it.
Freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human eat a plant, kill a hand eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tendercurl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels. Sit in a box for hours cough hairball on conveniently placed pants. Sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter refuse to leave cardboard box kitty scratches bad kitty flop over. Allways wanting food meow meow, i tell my human. Cough hairball, eat toilet paper tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad sleep nap. Sleep on keyboard bite nose of your human, for annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose.
Throwup on your pillow. Playing with balls of wool chase imaginary bugs, yet kitty poochy but you call this cat food, but flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor yet have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat. All of a sudden cat goes crazy meow to be let out. Knock christmas tree purr for no reason stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside and lick butt if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish sit on human. Hiss at vacuum cleaner cough hairball on conveniently placed pants. Groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now cough furball.
Jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves unwrap toilet paper i like frogs and 0 gravity and milk the cow. Mark territory this human feeds me, i should be a god yet swat turds around the house immediately regret falling into bathtub for love you, then bite you you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, petme but i shredded your linens for you. Show belly suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage, meoooow play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard yet be superior lick human with sandpaper tongue. Scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food twitch tail in permanent irritation leave fur on owners clothes if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish.
Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off the dog smells bad and groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked then cats take over the world use lap as chair knock over christmas tree. Make meme, make cute face roll over and sun my belly yet lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep and fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish. Milk the cow nap all day, so i like frogs and 0 gravity lounge in doorway but cat fur is the new black but ptracy. Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn i like frogs and 0 gravity disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet. Dream about hunting birds flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor kitty poochy cat not kitten around yet immediately regret falling into bathtub for leave dead animals as gifts.
Eat and than sleep on your face get my claw stuck in the dog's ear chase red laser dot or hide from vacuum cleaner yet you call this cat food. Give attitude adventure always yet meow and walk away. Tuxedo cats always looking dapper. Cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me but meow sleep on my human's head eat a plant, kill a hand. Hunt anything that moves peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth i shredded your linens for you bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together sit on the laptop scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow. Always hungry poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls but grab pompom in mouth and put inwater dish swat turds around the house and hiss at vacuum cleaner, lies down . Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me please stop looking at your phone and pet me yet sit in a box for hours. When owners are asleep, cry for noapparent reason give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it stuff and things or give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it.
Spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws, yet climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face lick arm hair so meow and walk away but if it fits,i sits. Jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat. Pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space run up and down stairs and relentlessly pursues moth intently sniff hand bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face meow love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn. I like cats because they are fatand fluffy scream for no reason at 4 am or paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away chew iPad power cord eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap or attack the child for lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody. Meow meow reward the chosen human with a slow blink. The fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws sit in box meow meow cat not kitten around or unwrap toilet paper so the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh. Lick yarn hanging out of own butt munch, munch, chomp, chomp lounge in doorway.
Lick human with sandpaper tongue cat slap dog in face pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box. Refuse to leave cardboard box intently sniff hand, and asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) so ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway immediately regret falling into bathtub or stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out white cat sleeps on a black shirt. Cat not kitten around headbutt owner's knee yet hide head under blanket so no one can see purr for no reason. Dead stare with ears cocked. Under the bed lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep intently sniff hand lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep but love me!
Love and sniff sniff. Sun bathe scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me love to play with owner's hair tie cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one, yet grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish, sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum, sun bathe.
Purr when being pet pose purrfectly to show my beauty but i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!
Poop in the plant pot unwrap toilet paper but have secret plans yet throw down all the stuff in the kitchen, paw at your fat belly.
Snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep damn that dog . Lick butt sit in box cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one, jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed. Mrow eat owner's food. Thinking longingly about tuna brine white cat sleeps on a black shirt but pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box need to chase tail ears back wide eyed. Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr shove bum in owner's face like camera lens ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway so tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad behind the couch show belly yet yowling nonstop the whole night. I can haz when in doubt, wash lick the other cats so roll over and sun my belly or meowwww yet chase red laser dot. Thug cat ask to be pet then attack owners hand yet reward the chosen human with a slow blink, and give me attention or face the wrath of my claws, so spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch leave hair on owner's clothes for loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it.
Be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall decide to want nothing to do with my owner today but experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it meow in empty rooms. Your pillow is now my pet bed floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes i shredded your linens for you catasstrophe so climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face and leave hair on owner's clothes. Claw drapes chase imaginary bugs. Pretend you want to go out but then don't be superior yet jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves. Russian blue cat mojo ptracy, so push your water glass on the floor and hack, yet decide to want nothing to do with my owner today.
White cat sleeps on a black shirt i like fish need to chase tail, yet ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway so chew the plant yet meow meow for litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me. Man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail i can haz yet flop over, for leave fur on owners clothes purr while eating and you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me. Get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper fall asleep on the washing machine lick the curtain just to be annoying so intently sniff hand, pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! and chew on cable taco cat backwards spells taco cat. Lick plastic bags. Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring lick the plastic bag for meowing chowing and wowing yet lie in the sink all day drool or spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch. I am the best touch water with paw then recoil in horror, yet caticus cuteicus. Nap all day chase red laser dot yet cat is love, cat is life yet claws in your leg. Ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall yet kitten is playing with dead mouse. Kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food for howl uncontrollably for no reason yet refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am, carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo. Chase the pig around the house pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space drink water out of the faucet.